Duffer Doo

A Duffer Doo is a boy who gets his girlfriend in bed a ready for sex then epic fails with a condom not only once but TWICE and goes for the third until his girlfriend says it okay no more. Duffer Doos are generally virgins and don't know how to get any.

BK1 "Oh did you hear about that one kid?"
BK2 "Yeah he was such a Duffer Doo last year"
BK1 "Last year? He still is, what epic fail"

Duffer Doo by zKaTaNaz October 25, 2009

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dufferoony

Diminutive form of duffer, used by Ned Flanders on the Simpsons to refer to police officers'lazyness, stupidity and incompetence to catch a single burglar.

Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...eroony!

dufferoony by Roberto Salazar May 7, 2005

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dufer or doofer

A couch that has a pull out bed is also known as a dufer or doofer

a sofa that will dufer or doofer a bed

dufer or doofer by John Wayland May 28, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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