Drunk Fu
Drunk Fu by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010
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drunk-fu fighting
1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'
2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.
2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.
drunk-fu fighting by wu chang August 16, 2010
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kung fu panda drunk
Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.
kung fu panda drunk by DK is drunk January 16, 2009
Drunk fuck
Drunk fuck by Anonymous October 13, 2003
drunk fuck
drunk fuck by Scott May 17, 2004
Fake Drunk Fucker
When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
Fake Drunk Fucker by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007
drunk funk
Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.
drunk funk by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010
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