by pfth December 31, 2010
by JoeyHollis February 13, 2010
Founded in the fall of 2005 by two industrious and charismatic seniors at The Colorado College, originally consisting of only two elite members, it has since circled the globe many times in its membership capacity. The Downstairs Crew was founded on a rash and utter disregard for the opinions of others and the standards of society. As a snowball rolling down a mountains so too did the Downstairs Crew gain in popularity and belligerence, to the point that by the end of their senior year they were considered to be the most prolific and destructive tag team since The Road Warriors of the late eighties. Early on their antics included getting banned (for life) from many dorms and throwing an unprecedented number of keg parties. Considered by all accounts to have slept with over 100,000 women in total (many at the same time), the Downstairs Crew has been implicated, but never convicted, in thousands of criminal cases, ranging from petty larceny to international espionage. Known to often drink over 500 beers in any given night the Downstairs Crew embodies all that is awesome. In fact, so fratastic were they, that the term Downstairs evolved into an adjective. Fact.
"Dude, it would be such a downstairs crew move if we stole a security cart and put a keg in it, then drove around to parties and made people drink."
Q:"Did you play beirut against those two kids from Vanderbilt and UVA, they were so not downstairs crew.
A:"Yea, one of em played with water, what a loser"
Q:"Did you play beirut against those two kids from Vanderbilt and UVA, they were so not downstairs crew.
A:"Yea, one of em played with water, what a loser"
by sicklax420 June 8, 2007
A downstairs-gasm is a cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-buddy stay over-night in his bedroom and the boys give pleasure-gasms to each other - a downstairs-gasm.
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
One who lives underneath me that is a total pain in my ass. Takes my parking spot, and makes noise that carries upward. See also Butt Slutt.
by Soozie Joose January 25, 2007
My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.
by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021
The face you make just before orgasm whilst masturbating; specifically getting caught during said act
That hot german chick was supposed to share the bunk above me until she caught me doing the downstairs pukana. Now she's giving me the evils
by Mcmunter December 30, 2016