Douchespork 

One who is a real jerk.

He lied about not having a girlfriend? What a douchespork!

Douchespork by FrickorFrack April 27, 2009

Doucheldork 

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

Doucheldork by andy1 January 15, 2006

Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

Douchespurt by marktheguat February 24, 2009

doucheportunist 

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

doucheportunist by Most Notably May 9, 2011

douchedork 

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.

Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.

douchedork by JGbrk July 9, 2009

Douchepocket

Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.

I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.

Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.

He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.

Douchepocket by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009

Douchepark 

The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched

The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.

Douchepark by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019