100 definitions by andy1

an association that uses thuggery, hooliganism, bribery and blackmail to get the wage level raised above its true value for lazy workers
those dumb union workers at the printers drove all the print shops out of business and then had no jobs at all
by andy1 September 25, 2004
Texas slang for a homosexual
Texas Rump Rangers should move to San Fagshitco
by andy1 August 06, 2005
Among the first openly gay congressmen, a horrible lisping left-wing turd, otherwise known as Barney Frank, from Massachussets.
All the congressmen call Barney Frank "Barney Fag" but when they get caught by a reporter they pretend it was a slip of the tongue.
by andy1 March 21, 2007
Slang word for Pizza Hut.
Do you want to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, or Taco Smell?
by andy1 May 14, 2005
Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.
You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.
by andy1 July 20, 2005
Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)
by andy1 May 23, 2005
In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005

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