97 definitions by andy1

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 July 20, 2005

uh ah grunt maceo

the entire vocabulary of james brown

uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 November 21, 2003

Doucheldork

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

by andy1 January 15, 2006

bengaldouche

Alternate name for Bangladesh

August 1, 1971 they had the very famous "Concert for Bengaldouche" at Madison Square Garden in New York.

by andy1 October 28, 2006

chopadichtomy

The sex change operation where a man is changed into a woman.

Christine (formerly George) Jorgensen was among the first to have a chopadichtomy in the early 1950s. See also addadictome

by andy1 December 7, 2006

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by andy1 January 20, 2004

cunt juice

Besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid. See andy granatelli belly jelly

In the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries

by andy1 June 2, 2005