Doucheldork 

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

Doucheldork by andy1 January 15, 2006

Douchendorf 

The place where douchebags and assholes move to.

After Ryan was done dozepokin Amanda, they went back home to Douchendorf!

Douchendorf by JBPhoto October 20, 2009

douchelord 

1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.

that guy is one douchelord

douchelord by Nev October 29, 2004

Douchelord 

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

Douchelord by thebeckster February 7, 2010

douchelord 

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

douchelord by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

douchendorf 

The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.

To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"

douchendorf by JBPhoto October 13, 2009

Douchespork 

One who is a real jerk.

He lied about not having a girlfriend? What a douchespork!

Douchespork by FrickorFrack April 27, 2009