Douchality
Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.
Douchality by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009
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Douchability
The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Douchability by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010
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Relative Douchidity
Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Relative Douchidity by welllll fuck January 20, 2009
Douchanity
John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Douchanity by Flufff June 1, 2009
Douchocity
Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.
Douchocity rating? 6.8
Douchocity rating? 6.8
Douchocity by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010
Douchecity
Douchecity by J.B.C. September 7, 2007