doo-ney (adj.) 1.) Slang for a fat, ugly, and/or annoying girl.
(N.) 2.) An obese nasty "hoe" who starves for attention and fufills her need through pointless drama and Peanut Butter Oreos, also a ruthless cockblocker.

Alternative Definitions/Words: A "bum bum bum bum " bitch, baluga whale, and any form of the word gorilla is acceptable

Dooneys need to be stopped! Recognize your local "dooney'' and call authorities a.s.a.p.
did you see that dooney gal? her saggy face was covered in peanut butter. someone's gotta drive her home.
by AnonymousDooneyVictim December 13, 2005
Top Definition
An abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by Dooney & Burke.
Is that a Dooney you're carrying?
by PurseLovah September 28, 2006
someone lacking intelligence or someone who commits thoughtless acts
You're a dooney if you fail health.
Look at that dooney, he just crashed his car.
by a-rash April 18, 2006
a retarded homosexual who sucks at life.
That guy with the curly hair and green jeep is such a dooney.
by Juan Mendoza October 17, 2006
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