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Designer 

Profession of anyone who failed firefighter academy for being too much of a pussy.
Marc is such a pussy, he had no choice but to become a designer.
Designer by gooki May 9, 2014

designer 

One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace
John is remaking his book again, he's such a designer

designer lad 

a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit
the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads
designer lad by lahhhhhhd June 29, 2010

designer whore 

a person who only cares for/wears designer labels
man walks by in head-to-toe Gucci, brand name clearly visible
Person one - "What a designer whore."
Person two - "Totally."
designer whore by samurai_earl April 9, 2008

designer drug 

"A drug with properties and effects similar to a known hallucinogen or narcotic but having a slightly altered chemical structure, especially such a drug created in order to evade restrictions against illegal substances."
(Answers.com)
A synthetic chemical (Often produced by a high-tech lab) the purpose of which is to produce a reliable state of intoxication (As opposed to plant-based inebrients, whos effects may vary greatly from one individual to another)
Ecstacy (MDMA), BZ (A "superhallucinogen" concocted by the CIA), CC3P, Methamphetamine, MPPP.
designer drug by je'kir September 3, 2005

Designer Activism 

Supporting a particular cause, not because one really cares but because it's hip, cool, or chic.
roughly 50%-75% of non Africans who want to "Save Africa" are engaging in Designer Activism