Look at that dooney, he just crashed his car.
doo-ney (adj.) 1.) Slang for a fat, ugly, and/or annoying girl.
(N.) 2.) An obese nasty "hoe" who starves for attention and fufills her need through pointless drama and Peanut Butter Oreos, also a ruthless cockblocker.
Alternative Definitions/Words: A "bum bum bum bum " bitch, baluga whale, and any form of the word gorilla is acceptable
Dooneys need to be stopped! Recognize your local "dooney'' and call authorities a.s.a.p.