Doertard
Doertard by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009
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Dertardism
Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.
Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?
Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.
Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!
Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.
Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!
Dertardism by ballen69 October 24, 2019
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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