being caught in the act of masterbation.
by Vivenz November 27, 2003
Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
by panic December 16, 2004
Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.
Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)
DISASTERBATION
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.
Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)
DISASTERBATION
by FATALATOR1 June 4, 2011
The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)
Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
by SansFapFlap April 19, 2011
by John Greve June 22, 2005
Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
by Baldginger June 12, 2012
When a person or situation moves beyond being mildly disturbing but it is not a full blown disaster.
Geez, Todd, This is the best part in the movie and you keep talking through the entire thing. You’re creating a real disasterbance. Don’t be an ass!
by Tarklee May 13, 2022