The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.
: Did you bring someone home last night?
: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
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