guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
by Disasterbate October 30, 2014
I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011
When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
by Squan14 September 1, 2014
Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.
Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!
by LaMaupin February 22, 2014
An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.
All these rich white folk driving around the 9th Ward in luxury coaches to go see Brad Pitt pretending to help New Orleans, it's just Yankee disasterbation.
by Cidney January 5, 2008
To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.
The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.
by Sudds McDuff March 28, 2011
The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"
2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
by Stretch911 April 1, 2011