3 definitions by Pedophile93
Masturbating while performing a dance number to your choice of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, or "My Humps" by the black eyed peas. If performed to any other song you're just a sick pervert.
by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011
Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand
by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011
I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011