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1 definition by Stretch911

 
1.
The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
by Stretch911 April 01, 2011