Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009
When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
by JohnsonSwellz June 18, 2016
by Obama Mama September 18, 2008
a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with
Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."
by Zandigas November 19, 2017
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017
by j bizzle the diesel fizzle April 4, 2006
Whence entering a female from the backside doggy-style whilst enjoying a hearty lipper of chaw, the act of pulling out of the vay-jay, hawking a copious amount of dip spit on to your peenie and then plunging into the poor girl's poopshoot. Kentucky dipstick.
by CreepyStevie August 31, 2009