Skip to main content

Dinkle Quotes 

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
Dinkle Quotes by Nutz56 July 26, 2009
Dinkle Quotes mug front
Get the Dinkle Quotes mug.
See more merch

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026