Dickbockle 

When you get into trouble because of your dick

Anthony Wiener is in a total Dickbockle!

Dickbockle by Mr. Scruff231 June 16, 2011

dickfuckle 

A person who is ignorant and a prick.

He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.

dickfuckle by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015

dickcockpecker 

A dickhead boss but worse.

Avis is such a dickcockpecker

dickcockpecker by Squiggy601 May 19, 2017

Dickjockey 

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

Dickjockey by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

Dickbucket 

1)The sluttiest of all sluts.

2)An STI ridden, extremely promiscuous female of ill repute.

3)One who contains dicks with their "bucket" - referred to as such because buckets are nutoriously dirty.

*only to be used in situations of EXTREME hatred or sluttiest. i.e. it's the worst thing you can say about a female.

"I hate that slut! She slept with my boyfriend! And every other guy we know!"
"Yeah, she's a serious dickbucket."

Dickbucket by Pickleweasels March 14, 2007

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

dickpocketing by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

dickrocket 

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

dickrocket by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009