What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.
E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy
E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy
Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
by thats September 22, 2011
A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.
by "Underpants kid" April 10, 2020
by joe slides July 28, 2008
The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.
by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009
Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.
Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
by Good-advice-doggo November 18, 2016
by josh70 January 7, 2009