when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
by jackdee August 31, 2010
Selecting everything on your desktop, pressing 'Ctrl-A + Enter'. This will in turn open up every single program, document and file stored on your desktop.
by Laser0pz November 24, 2010
Full of Jackbox Rule 34 lewd pics. Its so good. His desktop wallpaper a big photo of Ms. Bubbles lewd pic, and he's using that pic to motivate him in Job Job... now thats how pip won Job Job. 😏
Pipstar's desktop hornee
by quartz89 February 10, 2022
by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 15, 2016
Similar to a regular hoarder, but a Desktop Hoarder is someone who has a ton of junk on their PC they refuse to delete
That girl has a 2 terabyte hard drive 90% full of junk she refuses to get rid of. She is a Desktop Hoarder.
by Moltres Rider December 15, 2012
It's a blowy
by Jellope Scudge June 22, 2016
An individual that will regularly receive emails from advocacy groups or occasionaly come across the archetypical charitable donation resource online and will contribute- in trivial amounts, typically- for a do-gooding sense of self-righteousness and to justify any activist-related shpeel they might regularly give in front of friends/family/colleagues in order to appear more altruistic. They usually do not research what/where they are sending their money to and only pay attention to the ethos or appearance of the advertisement/website involved in receiving the donation, only contributing to the ones that look worthwhile (i.e., emaciated children, dying puppies, etc.).
Person 1: "Are you aware of the level of animal mistreatment and cruelty that goes on in America on a daily basis? It is horrible, unnecessary, and we need to do something about it- you should donate to the animal liberation front like I do so that their righteous cause can end these atrocities!"
Person 2: "The animal liberation front, the ALF? While they have fairly good-natured intentions, you do know that they are classified as a terrorist organization and that they regularly seek out biomedical animal research laboratories at universities to vandalize and sabotage? And all for the sake of setting a few mice or rats free- animals that were being used to help find cures for serious human diseases like Alzheimer's, cancer, and Parkinson's disease. Furthermore, they often go after the heads of the labs- professors and PhDs- by putting bombs under their cars or targeting their families at home, among other things...just to save some animals! In my opinion, animal research is an unfortunate caveat of the far greater good that is medicine, so it is a necessary practice in science. I'm sorry, but their cause just does not sound like something I want to help out with."
Person 1: "Typical nihilistic excuse for being cheap. Everyone else is doing something! Don't be so selfish!"
Person 2: "Fucking desktop humanitarian."
Person 2: "The animal liberation front, the ALF? While they have fairly good-natured intentions, you do know that they are classified as a terrorist organization and that they regularly seek out biomedical animal research laboratories at universities to vandalize and sabotage? And all for the sake of setting a few mice or rats free- animals that were being used to help find cures for serious human diseases like Alzheimer's, cancer, and Parkinson's disease. Furthermore, they often go after the heads of the labs- professors and PhDs- by putting bombs under their cars or targeting their families at home, among other things...just to save some animals! In my opinion, animal research is an unfortunate caveat of the far greater good that is medicine, so it is a necessary practice in science. I'm sorry, but their cause just does not sound like something I want to help out with."
Person 1: "Typical nihilistic excuse for being cheap. Everyone else is doing something! Don't be so selfish!"
Person 2: "Fucking desktop humanitarian."
by Longrod Von Hugedong November 13, 2013