Depardieu
I was on this really long road trip, no bathrooms in sight so I had to Depardieu into a sippy cup. Je veux pisser!!
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depardieu
is when someone cannot wait to pee.
Expression came when french actor Gerard Depardieu boarded on plane and wanted to pee. The hostess asked G. Depardieu to patiently wait for the plane to take off before, he can get to the toilet. But Depardieu, did not wait. He just peed in a bottle that was overflowed. The french actor was kicked out of the plane after this incident.
Expression came when french actor Gerard Depardieu boarded on plane and wanted to pee. The hostess asked G. Depardieu to patiently wait for the plane to take off before, he can get to the toilet. But Depardieu, did not wait. He just peed in a bottle that was overflowed. The french actor was kicked out of the plane after this incident.
Johnny:I got to Depardieu.
Stephen:What?
Johny: This is an urgency, that means that i can no longer hold my pee.
Stephen: Do not pee in my car!!!
Stephen:What?
Johny: This is an urgency, that means that i can no longer hold my pee.
Stephen: Do not pee in my car!!!
depardieu by kuroMachin August 23, 2011
Depardieu
Urinating in a drunken haze in a location that was not intended for peeing. often followed by a ridiculous cover-up story once sobriety is reached.
I'm totally gonna Depardieu off the balcony.
Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.
(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?
q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit
Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.
(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?
q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit
Depardieu by Depardieu-done-didit August 25, 2011
dipardieu
verb
To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.
origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."
To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.
origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."
Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.
dipardieu by Young Whistla June 2, 2009
Deardeuff
The flakes of encrusted semen that slough from your pubes in the aftermath of a joyless and unfulfilling wank at 2pm on a wet Sunday afternoon. Like dandruff, but more emblematic of hopeless futility.
I need to wash these boxers - there's so much deardeuff in there it looks like there's been a blizzard in my underwear.
Deardeuff by Suzie Dented February 16, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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