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Death by Cumplosion from a bear.

These are called Horny bears. They sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.

If you dont die from the sheer mass of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch Bear dick in you, the cumplosion will Surely kill you.

38 reported cases 0 Survivors.
Person 1: Hey what happend at the jeffersons?
Person 2: Oh god a group of Horny bears snuck in, and well... Lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
Person 1: Oh god, Death by bear is never a way to go out.
by Randy Numan April 29, 2010

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