guy#2: oh yeah that's danielle, the most amazing girl in oxnard.
Stacey: Yes, she is the nicest! Lets ask her if we could be her friend!
Lily: Ok yeah! she seems so nice and kind!
Chris: You mean Danielle? Ya it was just a one night stand but she keeps texting me. Really clingy. But she wouldn't drink anything but root beer. Really strange. After we had sex, I'm pretty sure she was petting the kitty because I heard her moaning… really strange girl but totally sweet.
Sean: sounds amazing! Can I have her number?
Fucking hottest girl you will ever meet!!
Danielle provides pleasure and satisfaction like no one else can ever do!
Every guy wants her, but the one that gets her will be a legend for life!!
Her lips are so kissable, and her ass is just perfect!
She has a body carved by God!
She is funny, witty, sweet, and UNFORGETTABLE!
I would rather be with Danielle than win a lottery ticket!
Guy 2: Man, who isn't!