Cummings

by far the funnist last name in exsistence; Scottish in Origin
Robert Lee Cummings hails from Scotland
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Cummings

The act of breaking legislation because you somehow believe that you are exempt from the laws in your country.
Hi mate, I've just done a Cummings by driving 270 miles to my rents as the rona legislation does not apply to me. Wow Dom! Did The Ragged haired Idiot specifically exclude you from the rona lockdown?
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(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.
"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
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Cum

The shit that comes outta yo dick when u horny
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Cum is cum
Cum
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Look, you're in school. You're bored. So yeah hi there.
I busted a FAT nut and my cum went all over the place.
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A salty liquid usually put in tea to add flavour or texture
:Would you like cum in your #tea

:yes please i would love some cum in my tea
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