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Cum Goblets 

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
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Cum Goblet 

The Cum Goblet is a sexual activity in where whilst having a hand job your inexperienced girlfriend puts her hand over the top of your bell-end as if it were an upturned goblet she then proceeds to move up and down until you cum onto her palm
Josh’s girlfriend gave him the cum goblet
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t give me the cum goblet
What the fuck is a cum goblet
Cum Goblet by Women Moment December 3, 2020
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Cum Goblet 

An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨

Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."

B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!

Example 2:

Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
Cum Goblet by JeezOkay December 11, 2023

Cum Goblet 

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
Cum Goblet by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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