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Cuddlemuffer 

people who touch other people constantly and hug to much
Girl- yea, she was like..cuddling with me and hugging me, i was really uncomfortable.
Girl 2- gross, that sucks... she is a total Cuddlemuffer
Girl- OMG your right
Cuddlemuffer by Alice_In_Chainz November 28, 2015
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Cuddlemuff

When one covers themselves in cotton balls and proceeds to hug all people in the vicinity. Generally used by hobos to solicit money from african americans.
Dude, did you see that guy Cuddlemuff me?

Yeah, you gotta wonder where a hobo gets all that cotton from.
Cuddlemuff by Ninjesco June 28, 2010

CuddleMuffin 

little red-headed girl, that cuddles with her best friend at 6 a.m.
Riann calls Summer cuddlemuffin.
CuddleMuffin by Riann E.R. January 17, 2007

Cuddlemuffin 

Slur for short people
look at john the cuddlemuffin
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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