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Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.
Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.
Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007
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Gaming terminology to describe a person who has become irritated or enraged enough by their opponent's gameplay (usually while suffering defeat) to start whining and/or trash talking.

This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.
1. Can you believe how much those guys bitched about us camping? What a bunch of cryhards.

2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.
cryhard by sundayisover December 26, 2010
(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
cryfap by teh dub January 3, 2010
I saw my ex cuddling with another person, I couldn't stop myself from crying. Suddenly I wake up, and realize it was just a crymare.
Crymare by AndrewcBuensalida July 2, 2016

cryarrhea 

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.
Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.
cryarrhea by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Kayden field crafar 

A big black Samoan with a massive ass and is really smart. He has the best erg 2km ever in the universe and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
Kayden field crafar is black and always does a 2km erg I’m his sleep and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever