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The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.
After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.
by NickyLags November 15, 2012
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