Crotch Cannibal 

A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.

Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..

Crotch Cannibal by Killer Js house of blues January 24, 2009

crotch cannibal 

A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.

That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.

crotch cannibal by Voltaire Malaise December 30, 2003

croch cannibal 

Yet another term to define a "lesbian"

Man, look at those two croch cannibals

croch cannibal by Skeeter October 18, 2004