croch

Another slang reference to the penis.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

croch

An area where much ruffage is release a long with male appendages such as a vaginer

That croch looks like nasty vaginer

by Texican May 14, 2004

croch mace

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

by chop schopp November 14, 2009

Croch on the Rocks

To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.

"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."

by Goat's Revenge August 23, 2009

croch turkey

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

by Matt36000 January 9, 2008

croch rocket

A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike

jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!

by My_girl_dont_lie_to_me December 23, 2006

croch watch

when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..

by shawnj1215 August 29, 2005