Critteresk

To be/act in a ferrel manner, and or have an animal like appeal. Having the characteristics of one or more animals.
Durived from the word Critter

That starving homeless man has a critteresk appeal to him.

Your over all personality is critteresk, and it's sexy

Critteresk by Sheena Shooz November 16, 2009

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

crispy critters by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

Crotch Critters by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

Coochie Critters 

unwashed or a sexually transmitted infected vagina

Teri Snatcher's vagina is so dirty its filled with Coochie Critters!

Coochie Critters by L*A*V July 22, 2009

Cunt Critters 

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

Cunt Critters by Nick427 October 11, 2009

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

crotch is itchy

crotch critters by Judy February 1, 2004