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Chiswick Tractor 

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.
Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.
Chiswick Tractor by Les goddams February 9, 2022
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Chiswick Crew 

an ever-expanding group of breres from Turnham Green to Boston Manor. Some are talented, rich and sweet (Max) others are small-cocked, womanising losers Sandy. Can be found hanging on District Line trains, cotching, bunning a zoot or lying to their girlfriends.
Chiswick Crew by Ms. Acton May 7, 2004
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chiswick 

I have to do a chiswick
chiswick by resulthead January 30, 2008
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
crishicky by glarpo December 7, 2021
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
crishicky by glarpo December 7, 2021