Creepy Mike

A person named Mike, who has mastered the art of lurking in the living spaces of unsuspecting victims.

Monique and Natasha felt victimized by Creepy Mike when he groped their breasts, and then vanished instantly.

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That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though

“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”

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