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Cowbear • Colbear • cowbean • Corbear • cowbeaf • cowhearted • Asian Cow Bear • Claire Colbear • Stephen Colbear • coo bear
Cowbear
A cowbear is a special cross breed, kinda like werewolves, they are cows until a dire situation demands the bear side of them to be revealed. Often seen high in the mountains. Mostly black cowbears, but also the occasional Scottish cowbear and brown cowbear. The personality of a cow but all the fierce of a bear. Although, rumors say there may be a bit of pig DNA in their genes as well. These cowbears can be very dangerous when thier young are around so it would be smart to keep your distance . They also display the appearance of the cow and we humans rarely see or encounter them during the shifting procces. I have heard they are very loving creatures and express themselves with changes in vocal tones. Over 330 different moos. Growls and attacks have not been reported.
night." She exclaimed. But honestly we're tough cowbears, nobody really messes with a cow bear, especially if our Cubs around.
Cowbear by The_Skyeacorn August 25, 2022
colbear
The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
Claire Colbear
The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.
Claire Colbear by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019
Colbear
The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.
It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.
cowbean
cowbean by big Philly September 8, 2003
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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