Coviderology

The art of predicting someone’s future from the number of infections or deaths in a given community or country at a given time, and their birth date.

Fortunetellers in some remote parts of Asia are profiting from coviderology, by advising gullible clients whether or not they should travel hundreds of miles to the nearest city to get vaccinated.

Coviderology by MathPlus May 4, 2021

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Covidology

The study of how one fucked up Chinaman killed thousands of people globally by introducing a Corona virus known as Covid-19 to the world.

Guy #1: This is bullshit that we now have a new field of study called Covidology. Guy #2: Yep all because of some dumbass.

Covidology by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

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covideologist

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who values survival without freedom over life itself.
A person who blindly follows governmental recommendations for health purposes.

Laura is such a bigoted covideologist. She will slander anyone who goes outside.
Don't let those crazy covideologists put you on total lockdown, be safe.

covideologist by fantier March 24, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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