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8.
The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.
Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.
by BrentinKC October 11, 2007
 
9.
The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.
"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"
by Got Em October 12, 2007
 
10.
The official SI unit for measuring fecal matter
Randy Marsh holds the world record for largest crap taken measuring in at over 100 courics
by Simon Head October 27, 2007
 
11.
The measurement of human feces; 1 couric weighs 2 pounds.
Your crap weighs only 2 courics,
only 4 pounds
by Tyler Parizek October 14, 2007
 
12.
Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.
Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.
by Lopier October 12, 2007
 
13.
A unit of measurement used to weigh turds
Bono's dump weighed 9.2 courics
by KeepNitReal October 15, 2007
 
14.
A unit of measure for human feces, where one couric equals 2.5 pounds.
Holy Shit! I just crapped a 4 Couric.
by Metal850 October 15, 2007