friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?
me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.
friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?
2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
Taken from South Park, Season 11 Episode 9 “More Crap”.
“Look at the crap I took all those years ago. Bono is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight. No matter how you look at it, he IS still the record.”