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22.
1 "Couric" = about 2.5 lbs
Randy Marsh's turd was about 8.5 Courics
by jgo'c October 10, 2007
 
23.
A measurement scale that is used to measure the weight of human feces. Each couric is approximately 2.5 pounds of human crap.
I took the biggest crap last night. It must have been 2 courics!!
by noved October 10, 2007
 
24.
The sound a heart makes when breaking.
I could totally hear a couric coming from Colbert when he found out that he was lied to by none other than Katie Couric.
by Zuhair August 25, 2007
 
25.
A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.
16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel

a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement

100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer
by EL-MT April 05, 2008