A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.
Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the wholegroup, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"