Couch Cushions 

A woman's large and plump butt cheeks.

Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!

Couch Cushions by datgal April 1, 2011

dirty couch cushion 

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

dirty couch cushion by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

couch cushion 

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men

wow that girl is such a couch cushion

couch cushion by Austen cock sucker December 15, 2012