Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.

In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!

by snotty1983 April 13, 2010

Cotard's syndrome

A rare mental disorder in which the affected thinks that they are dead or don't exist

Lana:Ebenezer, how is your grandpa doing?
Ebenezer:He is unfortunately suffering from Cotard's syndrome
Lana:Hope he recovers

by GasparThalasso May 30, 2025

Cotard

Someone who has become retarded by being in constant close proximity to someone who is actually retarded.

There are a lot of cotards in The White House these days. I can only guess why.

by Cpt_Howdy July 8, 2025