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confused and frustrated at the same time, over stressed.

Being extremely busy has me all cornfoozled over the new regulations being imposed.

Cornfoozled by Stefi14 July 19, 2010

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Confoozled

the state of extreme confusion.

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"

Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003

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confoozled

(adj) To be both puzzled and confused at the same time.

That makes no sense! I'm confoozled!

confoozled by n/a March 4, 2003

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confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

confoozed by wayne April 24, 2004

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confozzled

To be extremely confused, disoriented or unsure.

John- "Chris why did you just touch my nipple ?
My opinions of your heterosexuality are now confozzled."

confozzled by Jason Smith1212 April 19, 2008

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Cornfizzled

Confused to the maximum level

Bro I’m so fucking cornfizzled rn

Cornfizzled by Like I’m the shit February 22, 2018

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cornfuzzled

From the yaya - meaning very very confused.

I thought she was coming over, but maybe i was cornfuzzled.

cornfuzzled by fedup June 24, 2003

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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