noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore
Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?
by Dedalus October 20, 2004
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A slang term meaning you are in complete bullshitery.
I was in coose by the teens yelling profanities at my dog and wife; I coosed the man because I ate his cat for dinner; I've been coosed.
by Stained Carpet April 3, 2020
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Very wet, slimy pussy.


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After that coose, I need to wash my fingers. Or grab me a wet nap.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Verb (of questionable cornish origin): to go
Shall we coose?

Let's coose on down to the shop bey!

He's got his coose on!
by Coose on the loose! August 15, 2012
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Female come, that sticky slimy nasty shit that comes out of pussy, that goop that makes your hand all pruny.
Yo that chick I fingered was practically spraying coose.
by Alex owns you October 16, 2003
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When someone takes a draw of your cigarette and slobbers there disgusting saliva all over it, like a cow or 'coo' eating grass. Mainly Glasweigan term.
Fuck! She just coosed ma fag like naebody's business!
by Muzzgow. October 4, 2005
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