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The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall
Coomerism by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

cooterfister 

1. One who enjoys the act of placing his/her fist in a cooter.

2. One who finds pleasure in the act of cooterfisting.
"Dude, Derek I put my hand in the palace of pleasure!"
"Oh Justin...you cooterfister."
cooterfister by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

cooterfisting 

1. The act of balling one's hand up into a tight fist, and placing it into your partner's vagina, either vigorously or delicately. However it is usually rythmic.

2. The sensual act of ever so delicately teasing a woman lovingly, then suddenly penetrating with your entire fist. Can be quite effective when combined with suspenseful music. Make sure to wait until the climax of the song to ram your entire fist in.

3. Commonly referred to as a "hit below the waist" in boxing matches.
"Yo Derek I totally put a chick in the hospital last night!"
"Dude you didn't use roofies again did you?"
"Heck no man, I was cooterfisting!"
cooterfisting by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
cooterscootch by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

cooterspank 

A cooterspank is a person who cums on the ass then licks it off and spits it in the girls mouth.
Wooow Riley is such a cooterspank he really knows how to lick and spite
cooterspank by Trevor hodgiz March 1, 2018