cooter punch 

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

cooter punch by thesircus January 10, 2009

cooter punch 

To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the baby box. It is usually done with one arm extented fully with a fist, the other covering the attackers genitals.(Just incase the victim counters).

Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.

Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.

Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.

She just cooter punched me so bad, I think I'm infertile.

cooter punch by Menou. May 10, 2006

COOTER PUNCH 

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

COOTER PUNCH by CHATCHER January 19, 2009

cooter punch 

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy

I absolutely cooter punched ur mother

cooter punch by jymsel May 13, 2022

Cooter punch 

When you slurp a female's cum out of her vagina

"I'm gonna go get me some of that cooter punch today," said Tommy
#wetpussy

Cooter punch by MetalStoner420 May 24, 2018

[COOTER] PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

[COOTER] PUNCH by SHARK-BAIT January 12, 2009

Cooter Bop punch 

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.

My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.

Cooter Bop punch by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015