A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?

2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.

3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.

4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.

5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.

6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
ahh yes where i live.
known for being a rich inhabitants to famous ppl such as oprah and 50 cent.
but everyone over looks the fact that conneticut also has the most crime rate and hartford conneticut is the murder capital of the world. with such ghettos as hartford, new haven, and parts of meriden yall bitches think we ritches but u aint know shit.
ghetto slang -
hartford - hottford
meriden - dirty den etc... etc...
"Yo nigga where u chilling tonite?"
"My homie got a crib in the dirty den, ima bout to step"
"Iight Ima be up in the webster peepin this new rap group"
"Yo be careful suckas be whallin up there fo yo ass nigga"
The Webster is a small underground concert type place in hartford connecticut for most rap groups and rock groups as well.
by Cryptik November 24, 2005
The wealthiest State in the Nation. The richest towns by county are....
FAIRFIELD COUNTY (the CT stereotype)
ALL BUT....Bridgeport







New Milford








West Hartford













Old Lyme



The rule of thumb is that western ct is typically wealthier than eastern connecticut. Fairfield county is why CT has the reputation that it has...but there are particular towns in both Hartford and New Haven counties, and various towns along the water that are very simmilar. Snobbery abounds in some towns, and is nonexistent in others.
by toptoptoptop August 29, 2009
connecticut....the richest state in the nation, home to the largest casino in the world, and has some of the most dangerous, and overlooked ghettos on the east coast, these being bridgeport, new haven, new britan, hartford, and of course, the R-O-C-rockville. most people think that because we live in connecticut we have like gucci and prada bags (or whatever, i wouldnt know, i dont have one and dont want to cause i am a guy) when we are actually a fairly normal group with some rich people living here. most people say that connecticut is a suburb of new york and boston, and this is probably true. most of us here dont really shop at abercromie(GAY), spend time in cape cod, wear flip-flops in december, have cars that cost more than our school, and all that shit. what we do have is a bunch of snobs that do and have these things and give the rest of us a bad name. most of the other people that posted about connecticut are just being stereotypical assholes(especially martha) that probably have never even been here or if they have, they havent even been to the ghetto. if you really want to see for yourself that im not lying, take of the prada bag, stop being preppy and come spend a day in the real part of connectict. if you dont like any of what im saying you can write me an email and fuckin complain about it(angubeef@sbcglobal.net). so fuck you, america! shout outs to everyone in rockville that i love!!
Westport ppl: Oh, are you from NYC or something?
Rockville ppl: No, we're from Rockville.
Westport ppl: Where's that?
Rockville ppl: Connecticut.
Westport ppl: Heh, ghetto scum.
Rockville ppl: Say that again and you'll get fuckin' popped in yo' jaw, bitch!
Westport ppl: ..::run away::..
by angus BEEF!! April 14, 2006
Maybe by statistics one of the richest states, but has a very large ghetto population. either you in a farm community, which is the richer section, or you in a city...which is most likely ghetto. ive never been to a city in ct that didnt atleast have one area wit moderatly high crime. some of the many ghettos: hartford, new haven, bridgeport, stamford, middletown, east hartford, and there is a farming town, portland, who has a lot of poverty, ghettos, and white trash. Also home to many italians and puerto ricans.
Are you from Connecticut?

Yeah Why?

Oh man you rich you from Fairfield or suttin?

Nah, Bridgeport.

Oh...shit do you have a gun? ::runs away::
by leandrah September 26, 2005
A rich state, probably the richest in the country. It has many rich states like Greenwich and Westport (Where I live).

A lot of people assume that were snobs because we shop at places like Hollister, Abercrombie, Juicy Couture and have LV, coach, and pradda bags. And also have people like Martha S., Paul Newman, 50 cent and Johnny Deep who have houses here.

You can say that you might find 1 snob in like 100 people in Westport because that is true. And just to add as a comment

I think blond89 has mistaken info because people in Westport do not wear flip flops in the winter, we do not think bad things about New Jersey and New Haven. Also the cars at our high school are not worth more than our high school. Currently our high school is ¼ of a mile. Last comment WE ARE NOT GAY! This is just the truth from a girl who has lived in Westport for her whole life. In Connecticut there are some poor towns too so don’t judge places from what you hear. I agree with Martha, a lot of people in Westport do pop the collar.
One day when I'm walking in NY. A girl is taking a survey on fashion. And She walkes up to me and says
"I love that that LV Handbag!" "Is it real?" she askes.
I answer "erm...yeah"(I'm thinking to myself why would someone wear a fake one?)
"Do you live in Connecticut?"
"Yea," I answered
"So you must one of the girls that live in an over a million dallor house right?"
So she glares at me and goes Hmph, and stops off.
by Kelly L. September 13, 2005
a place where all the kids go to rich private schools. they all compete at what ivy colleges they want to go to from the age of 12. if you go to boarding school its not uncommon. many rich famous people have five houses in kent,ct or wilton,ct.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end.
you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows.

1:" what college do you want to go to?"

2: columbia. duh

1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks.

2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in

1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct

you know you live in connecticut when

you go to boarding schools like
kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate,

you have three different tutors

one for ... school, SAT's and another language

all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it

in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school

when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18

everyone where burkenstocks or uggs

if you dont own an iphone people think your poor

all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is

all the kids go to cancun on weekends

when you live down the street from oscar de la renta

when there are hardly any street lights

everyone is asleep at 7

the students have 2 cars by age 20

everyone goes to a tropical islands during

winter break

perfection is a life style

most people go to private schools

new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs

there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator

you have to drive everywhere

skiing and snowboarding become a way of life

when you have a nanny and a maid

when everyone is skinny

when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters

living in brigeport is social suicide

all the rich kids buy drugs

when like and um is used in every sentence

your rich and you know it ..

when any college besides princeton isnt an option

your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that
raised you

when you can show everyone martha's exact adress

when your living in oprahs old house

when your parents are richer than denzel washighton

when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie

when you have a vietmanese adopted brother

when your parents go to parties with hugh heff

when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town

when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you

when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away

you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California

everyone pops their collar

when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids

you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem

your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place

you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece

when you never go without

if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence

the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste

when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show

when tennis is the only spring sport played
by Julia alexis. the hippie March 19, 2009
Some stuff you ought to know about Connecticut:

-Let's set the record straight, Connecticut is not really New England, go to Massachusetts if you want the real New England (but would you really want to deal with those awful Masshole drivers?)

-All the "New England" this or that crap in the state is fake, less than ten years old, and pushed by the state government in order to attract New Yorker tourists and there money, just like the Indian Casinos in the redneck part of the state (see Eastern Connecticut).

-Let's be real it's more like New York (Mid-Atlantic) than any New England state.

-It has many guidos (New Haven area, cough cough)

-It has lots of Jews (West Hartford's more Jewish than Tel-Aviv)

-It IS diverse (aka the anti-Vermont)

-Relatively well-integrated, at least compared to racist, overly Irish Boston

-It is fast-paced

-It has great (New Haven style) pizza. Boston sucks at making pizza, freckle-faced ginger massholes.

-Lot's of bids here are pretty.

-West Conn people say MAD, East Conn fag boston wannabes say WICKED every chance they get.

-It's not called a fucking Packy, it's either a bodega or a liquor store.

-Hartford and Springfield are NOT twin cities. Hartford wants nothing to do with the even shittier, more pathetic Springfield, Mass.

-Many people take advantage of the proximity to NYC and shop, go to ball games, see shows, and eat at the best restaurants in the world.

-No one goes to Boston unless they want to get drunk and beat up black people with Irish, freckle-faced, ugly, pimply, masshole, ginger red sux fans.

-Everyone ought to hate the Gaytriots, especially after they teased Hartford then retracted their plans to move there, because Hartford was not New England enough.

-People tend to like New Jersey better than Massachusetts. Who cares how it smells, people in Jersey won't hate you and be snobby, WASPY, elitist shits like any masshole would.

-People really aren't that snobby. And those that are, they can go fuck themselves. If you act snobby, you will be compared to Bostonians (Red Sox fan massholes), because they are snobby, do you really want that?

-If you live west of the Connecticut River, you root for NY teams.

-If you are a minority, you root for NY teams (Boston is too damn racist... if you don't believe me, just Google "boston racist").

-If you live east of the Connecticut
River, you root for Boston teams and pretend to live in Massachusetts.

-If you like the Red Sox and live in Yanks territory (West Conn) you are VERY rude and vocal about it.

-If you like the Yanks and live in Red Sox territory (East Conn) you are quiet and unassuming--you don't want to piss off the drunk, belligerent asshole Boston fans.

-East of the river is the only part of the state that can be argued as being part of the true New England. People here are ornery and reserved (nice way of saying parochial) like Massholes.

-Most people in the state live in Western Connecticut (more populated and industrialized)

-The majority of the population lives in metro NYC (Fairfield, Litchfield, and New Haven counties combined)

-It's true that many people are wealthy, but many are also impoverished.

-There ARE indeed rich people outside of Fairfield County.

-Long Island Sound can be dirty in areas.

-People are real, unlike Fakeifornia.

-Nobody in this state (meaning YOU eastern Connecticut) liked the Red Sox prior to 2004.

-Hartford and Bridgeport are very dangerous. Waterbury and New Haven are also pretty bad, but not as much as those two.

-Hartford isn't a city, it's a big shitty town. New York is a city. Nobody in West Conn cares about Boston.

-Central Connecticut gets overrun on weekends by New Yorkers, New Jersyans, Rhode Islanders, and Massholes who like to shop here and not at their own fucking stores.

-An enormous wall should be built to keep the Massholes out, that, or $50 tolls to get in from Massachusetts.
Tourist: Connecticut is quintessentially New England.
Me: No it ain't. Massachusetts is a shithole we DON'T want to associate with.
Tourist: How would you know?
Me: I fucking live there.
by I am from this state. April 11, 2009

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