Connecticut is a decent state. The lower half might as well be New York. Everyone likes the Yankees, which just shows how gay those people are and theyre all rich as shit. Fairfield county (Lower half) is home to kids who are perhaps the biggest bullshitters in the land. They love telling stories about a boating trip where they shot at floating immigrants and then laughed at them. Also, they tend to believe they can drink alot. This fictional tale will lead to further stories about one time at my friends beach house i got wasted and got arrested, which to them is a cool story. Anyone in the state especially the upper half can out drink those preppy little rich shits. Go sox.
Thaddeus: Once I drank so much I peed myself, I love Connecticut.
Cool kid: your from Fairfield County aren't you?
Gay kid (Thaddeus): yeah, isn't that chill?
Cool kid: no man, not really.
by Jason Varitek May 10, 2006
The most liberal state in the United States of America.

Also known as the place with no ghetto and with a bunch of liberal butlers and maids.
How many Connecticutans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NONE, they get their LIBERAL BUTLERS to do it for them
by Brad Freimuth March 03, 2007
Some stuff you ought to know about Connecticut:

-Let's set the record straight, Connecticut is not really New England, go to Massachusetts if you want the real New England (but would you really want to deal with those awful Masshole drivers?)

-All the "New England" this or that crap in the state is fake, less than ten years old, and pushed by the state government in order to attract New Yorker tourists and there money, just like the Indian Casinos in the redneck part of the state (see Eastern Connecticut).

-Let's be real it's more like New York (Mid-Atlantic) than any New England state.

-It has many guidos (New Haven area, cough cough)

-It has lots of Jews (West Hartford's more Jewish than Tel-Aviv)

-It IS diverse (aka the anti-Vermont)

-Relatively well-integrated, at least compared to racist, overly Irish Boston

-It is fast-paced

-It has great (New Haven style) pizza. Boston sucks at making pizza, freckle-faced ginger massholes.

-Lot's of bids here are pretty.

-West Conn people say MAD, East Conn fag boston wannabes say WICKED every chance they get.

-It's not called a fucking Packy, it's either a bodega or a liquor store.

-Hartford and Springfield are NOT twin cities. Hartford wants nothing to do with the even shittier, more pathetic Springfield, Mass.

-Many people take advantage of the proximity to NYC and shop, go to ball games, see shows, and eat at the best restaurants in the world.

-No one goes to Boston unless they want to get drunk and beat up black people with Irish, freckle-faced, ugly, pimply, masshole, ginger red sux fans.

-Everyone ought to hate the Gaytriots, especially after they teased Hartford then retracted their plans to move there, because Hartford was not New England enough.

-People tend to like New Jersey better than Massachusetts. Who cares how it smells, people in Jersey won't hate you and be snobby, WASPY, elitist shits like any masshole would.

-People really aren't that snobby. And those that are, they can go fuck themselves. If you act snobby, you will be compared to Bostonians (Red Sox fan massholes), because they are snobby, do you really want that?

-If you live west of the Connecticut River, you root for NY teams.

-If you are a minority, you root for NY teams (Boston is too damn racist... if you don't believe me, just Google "boston racist").

-If you live east of the Connecticut
River, you root for Boston teams and pretend to live in Massachusetts.

-If you like the Red Sox and live in Yanks territory (West Conn) you are VERY rude and vocal about it.

-If you like the Yanks and live in Red Sox territory (East Conn) you are quiet and unassuming--you don't want to piss off the drunk, belligerent asshole Boston fans.

-East of the river is the only part of the state that can be argued as being part of the true New England. People here are ornery and reserved (nice way of saying parochial) like Massholes.

-Most people in the state live in Western Connecticut (more populated and industrialized)

-The majority of the population lives in metro NYC (Fairfield, Litchfield, and New Haven counties combined)

-It's true that many people are wealthy, but many are also impoverished.

-There ARE indeed rich people outside of Fairfield County.

-Long Island Sound can be dirty in areas.

-People are real, unlike Fakeifornia.

-Nobody in this state (meaning YOU eastern Connecticut) liked the Red Sox prior to 2004.

-Hartford and Bridgeport are very dangerous. Waterbury and New Haven are also pretty bad, but not as much as those two.

-Hartford isn't a city, it's a big shitty town. New York is a city. Nobody in West Conn cares about Boston.

-Central Connecticut gets overrun on weekends by New Yorkers, New Jersyans, Rhode Islanders, and Massholes who like to shop here and not at their own fucking stores.

-An enormous wall should be built to keep the Massholes out, that, or $50 tolls to get in from Massachusetts.
Tourist: Connecticut is quintessentially New England.
Me: No it ain't. Massachusetts is a shithole we DON'T want to associate with.
Tourist: How would you know?
Me: I fucking live there.
by I am from this state. April 11, 2009
Connecticut is THE BEST place you can be, no doubt about it. Not only are we the richest state in the world, we also KNOW we are. But, you guys make it sound like we ALL are so rich and snobby. All people from Connecticut are snobby, it's a fact, but we aren't all rich. And it definately isn't all white people. We got Puerto Ricans, Blacks, Whites, everything. We are snobby because we can be. We have something to show for it. We are the richest state, AND we have ghetto towns too. No wonder why all the stars have houses here. We are simply the best. No matter what you say about this state, it is the best, and nobody can beat it. The perfect town in Connecticut is Hamden, because it is not too rich, and not too poor. It borders SOME rich towns like Cheshire, and some poor towns like New Haven. Hamden High is the best, because the girls are the hottest and you know it. Connecticut has the hottest girls, hottest guys, and the hottest places. We have the Hamden Plaza which has a nail salon, bowling alley, stores, pizza, and much more. It's great for Hamden High chicks. Oh, and Hamden High is the best, because we don't have a strict dress code. Only the fat chicks get in trouble for dressing like skanks, so if you're skinny, hot, and popular, you're in. Well, now you know why us CT chicks are snotty to you other people- because we CAN be. Our state is the best, we are hot, and you know it. Don't confuse hate with jealousy. Ciao, and remember that Connecticut girls are the best-- join us, because we are so sexy, hot, and popular... If you don't either live in CT or act like a CT girl, you aren't cool with us.
CT chick and CA chick

CA: Hey, where are you from?
CT: Connecticut, you?
CA: California-- must suck not having lots of beaches.
CT: I could tell from the messed up manicure.(dirty look) You should really fix that.
CA: (walks away and says whatever)
CT: (calls up her friends)
CT: Tina, Chelsea, Kaitlin, I just dissed some Cali chick.
Tina: Good! Us CT chicks are fly, and we know it!
Kaitlin: That's right. Don't mess wit us!
by *$*$ CT Chick *$*$ July 14, 2006
Dense. Very densely populated, and waaaaay too liberal.
Hey, what's it like up in Connecticut?
With trees?
No, with people.
by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015
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