a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.
man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers
by Tommarse January 29, 2009
slang for "mouth".
A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.
by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010
slang for shit,,
back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)
by kryton August 18, 2003
The worlds most annoying and hateable Japanglish speaking Wapanese Furry known to the internet. First appearing on YouTube, Conker migrated over to a popular roleplaying MSN group and mysteriously wormed his way to assistant manager. Known for his bad grammar, horrible spelling, and abusing his AM powers, he is incapable of doing anything right and whines and bitches anytime someone points out his mistakes or retard behavior. His horrible roleplay skills are limited to only submissive roles, and despite his enjoyment in roleplaying Yaoi, he denies being gay or bi.
Conker : I dont have any wights tv is to riske sicne my mom will hit it with a hammer if she sees me on it....and dude the loses thign to creative wrigeing is rping for me
Conker : Well I odnt see the sun out so its dark-ish....
Conker : dont*
Yumi : wow, even in real life you sound pathetic
MarzKnight : Well i find that exercising without weights is good, and so is just writing a small story.
Conker : Yumi fuck off i just live in a bad area
Conker : I just build stuff in my spare time
Yumi : then go do that and stop bugging us
Conker : Like the shelfs aroud nthe hosue the bookshel my computer table and so on and ect ect.
Conker : Yumi......leave me alone allready
Yumi : iunno, its fun pissing you off
Conker : Marz the neerest thig nto writeing a story is rping for me......
Yumi : ha
Conker : Yumi your not pissing me off......You are just acting like a baka...
Yumi : ugh!
MarzKnight : ^^ then you must not do very good RP's because thats all an RP is made up of, a two person story.
Conker : besdies i rather rp sicne i can think up of mroe thigns with somethig nesle....its fun and betetr thne writeing alone....
Yumi : dont use japanese words in an english sentence, its like glass on a chalkboard
by Cecona July 31, 2008
Slang: A penis or prick.
It's not my fault I have a huge conker.
by iCeD November 30, 2004
Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .
* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.

<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.

* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.
by Ninj January 03, 2005

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