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fucker's remorse 

That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets
Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she'll tell everyone
Tim: Damn, now i have fucker's remorse
fucker's remorse by Samkai February 18, 2009

fucker's dozen 

When one male has sexual relations with twelve females simultaneously.

While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad
I just had myself a fucker's dozen with the entire New England Patriots Cheerleading squad last night!!

fucker's remorse 

when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.

Fucker's Remorse 

Performing sex acts, with a person or several people at once and then regretting it later. Especially when the regret means claiming rape to save face.
"Jennifer came into the team locker room specifically requesting to be gang-banged. Then she got Fucker's Remorse after word got out that she had done it, she cried rape to keep people from knowing she was a slut."
Fucker's Remorse by Heartsy454 January 15, 2010

Fucker’s Hip

An affliction of the sexually active whose hips are sore from banging their significant other too fast, too long, in one sexual episode. While generally not considered a long term problem, those suffering from this medical condition will take solace knowing that, while their hips have a dull ache, those on the receiving end of Fucker’s Hip have been fucked into virtual paralysis.
Crawling from his bed to the bathroom, and unable to put together any semblance of a gait, Dave knew immediately he was a victim of Fucker’s Hip.
Fucker’s Hip by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019

Fucker’s Penis 

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
Fucker’s Penis by Cam11 September 14, 2019